So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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