god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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