I just made out with a guy for $7.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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