like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
