i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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