But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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