its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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