there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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