3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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