He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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