Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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