Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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