Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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