I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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