at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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