hell yes lets make some ravioli
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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