Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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