There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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