On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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