im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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