Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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