member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
