i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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