Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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