I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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