yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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