We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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