My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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