so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
