Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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