Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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