He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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