Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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