I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
