Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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