i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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