You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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