the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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