is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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