why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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