There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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