Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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