There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
