Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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