Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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