batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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