hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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