There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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