There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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