Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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