Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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