I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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