this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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