I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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