i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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