If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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