If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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