Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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