I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
